I could barely handle that "earthquake" that happened in WNY a few months ago. If I saw a tornado, I would PISS MYSELF. I would be the most unhelpful person to be with.

I can't think of anything big that was unexpected that happened to me lately. I did open my fridge to find a bunch of Pepsi bottles in it, and I don't know where they came from. That's pretty much it. Too exciting for me to handle right there.