Halo Reach: Where's me washboard? Have you seen it?

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's no way to talk about your mother's Friday nights.

[Psychotic]

Basically you are saying that my 62 year old mother who has never played a video game is still good enough to repeatedly beast you at Halo and teabag you?

I think I agree. You are that bad.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nah, I just like sexagenarian crotch in my face.

[Psychotic]

Which is quite fortunate, really, given your chosen profession - "hobo who sucks off old people for crack money".

[Iceglow]

I went through on normal alone in the end because I got dropped out due to lag on the 3 man heroic run through. I normally do the game on normal first simply to enjoy it then I throw it straight up to the hardest setting, I did the same on MW2 and I did the same on Halo 3 and ODST, I also did this on MW1 too Same as I do Mass Effect games on normal/casual first then throw myself in to the insanity difficulties. Normal allowed me to take the storyline in without having to worry too much about dying. Considering I have been working lots this week I'm not too fussed by your lol at me. In the end Hux no matter what you say, they know I'm still better than you, you gator smurfer :P

Shut your damn fool mouth you gator smurfing bitch ass brummie

[Aerith's Knight]

Which is quite fortunate, really, given your chosen profession - "hobo who sucks off old people for crack money".

You'd think that'd pay well, but he has to give a discount for the customers to pretend to be with someone good looking.


Jeesh, how do you guys get solo legendary that fast? I take about 2 hours to get through a single mission on that difficulty.

[Goldenboko]

I'd rather have that than too many balls on my face, bitch.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Jeesh, how do you guys get solo legendary that fast? I take about 2 hours to get through a single mission on that difficulty.

No lives.

Also, smurf you.

[Iceglow]

No lives.

Also, smurf you.

True fact there, NCG has no life!

Also you wish you could smurf AK, it'd be a step up from your normal conquests which consist of your hand and a water melon with a hole cut in the side and some eyes drawn on.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Don't be jelly just because it's him and not you.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I'll be playing in a few if you wish to join me

[Psychotic]

True fact there, NCG has no life!

Also you wish you could smurf AK, it'd be a step up from your normal conquests which consist of your hand and a water melon with a hole cut in the side and some eyes drawn on.

I hear Inflatable Ingrid is a favourite of his too.

Also none of us have done legendary, much less legendary solo. Apart from Ouch! but the man lives for campaign.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Legendary run?

[Iceglow]

Don't be jelly just because it's him and not you.

Seems I forgot to mention how you scrawl Redacted on to the water melon so you can pray that your feverent fruit consumation will somehow satisfy your desires for Redacted who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, which considering your time in the cage, I'm sure happened a few times

Edit: Wow Damn, seems ONI redacted my post!

[Meat Puppet]

Beating Legendary solo was the first thing I did. Now I’m working my way through the same with Iron on, although I’m not ready for Mythic yet.

Also, (SPOILER)it should have been Johnson to retrieve Cortana IMO not that old smelly guy nobody likes