Thunderdome IV: Part II - Alf's Spongy Delights: The Comeback Fight

[Psychotic]

Thunderdome is back.

I have already picked my first contestants. After this squabble is settled, an open invitation to EoFFers will be extended so that you may compete to destroy your enemies and win fabulous prizes!

I made a thread about Dead Rising. And while amusing at first, the back-and-forth shenanigans of Iceglow and MILF have grown tiresome to me, as there is no way of resolving their squabble. Until now.

The prize: Bragging rights forever
The forfeit: The loser will bear a coloured custom rank (like Cid's Knight or Recognized Member) of the winner's choosing.

It will be a best of three contest.

Photo Magic:
Contestants must find a photo of the other player, and then do something to it. What do I mean by something? Anything you smurfing want. Photoshop it, add a hilarious caption to it, hell, spank the monkey to it if you want, I don't care. The winner of this round will be voted for by EoFFers.

Halo Duel:
Our contestants both believe they are better than the other at Halo. This will be settled on Halo Reach in a best of three contest:
- 1 v 1 SWAT Duel on Sword Base.
- A lumberjack match. Essentially, our two contestants will be put into a little hole in the ground and given some very weaponry. All willing spectators (all EoFFers are invited!) will then stand around the top and fire endlessly at our two warriors with high powered weaponry. The winner is the one who manages to kill his foe the most...if they are able to before they are both brutally slaughtered.
- A race! Naturally this will be no ordinary race, and all EoFFers are again invited to provide...hazards...shall we say.

Screenshots and amusing commentary will be posted to this thread, so that those who aren't there don't miss out!

Your Mother.
There has been a lot of discussion about mothers in my precious Dead Rising thread. Thus the final round will be simple: Whoever comes up with the best burn/beatdown/smack talk about the other's mother (one entry per contestant) will take the prize. As voted for by the people of EoFF.

Two men enter, one man leaves.

I'm my own MILF. Iceglow.

Go.

[Rye]

Don't you dare lose, Huxley, or else I'll be sacrified to the other party and then I'll have to give eyes to Iceglow forever!

[Marshall Banana]

[Clo]

Why did you guys ever NOT have this?!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Set a date and time for the Halo shenanigans and I'm there. I will rain down hurt on them.

[G13]

Oh my god that sounds smurfing awesome!

[Madonna]

Why did you guys ever NOT have this?!

Effort.

[Rodarian]

Hmmmmm I kinda want Steve to win..... But he's too (lazy) to pull any cool....So I may put my hedges on Hux.....

[Iceglow]

What is this? Do I dare believe my very dear eyes? Do I see doubt amongst the faces of my glorious people of EoFF land? Do you fear my chronic lazy-ness will leave me lacking in the field of battle do you think for one iota of a second I would let the extremely psychotic fire of Paul bring me down I would defeat Huxley on any given sunday in any given field! For the end of times this will be known as the day when the milf got smurfed, when the Hux got Huxed...I know not fear, I know not defeat there is only blood and glory in the name of victory. Honour must go avenged, bragging rights are to be had this is not just any contest, this is thunderdome! This is not just any contestants....This is the slimy ball sucking gator smurfer I am my own MILF against me Iceglow champion of the insult veteran of the flame wars! You want me to bring the pain then let the pain commence! I will not only crush the slimeball Huxley in to the dirt I will leave him destitute and in tears, I will tear his anus so wide he wished he got done by Rye with a strap-on, it will seem a blessing compared to the planet I intend to shove up there.

In the shortest possible terms....


BRING IT ON!

[G13]

I think Steve's going to be too winded after that spiel to put up a good enough fight.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think Steve is too much bark, not enough bite.

[Psychotic]

I don't know you guys, at least he's here and ready to slam some ass. Which is more than can be said for his opponent, who will be renamed to George Galloway's Personal Boytaur if he refuses to compete!

[G13]

Psh! My man Hux don't back down from a challenge. He's training, Eye of the Tiger style. Any minute now his montage is going to end and this fight will be as good as done.

[Rodarian]

I don't know you guys, at least he's here and ready to slam some ass.

I have a policy...."Exit Only"

[Rye]

BOYTAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!