OH THE DANGER. OH THE THRILLS. PEEGEE IN MY WARDROBE, BITING MY SHORTS.

[fire_of_avalon]

My best accident story involves, of course, foa the drunkard. For my 22nd birthday friends took me to a really big pub-style bar and proceeded to tell everyone they could that it was my birthday. It was a fairly busy night, being a Saturday, and a huuuuuge street party had just ended. People were actually lining up to buy me drinks. I don't remember how many shots I had, but I know I killed 5 or 6 bottled beers, an Irish Car Bomb, a Gorilla Fart, a Four Horseman and a couple of SoCo and Colas. We left about 2:30 and I remember not really knowing where I was going. The next thing I know I couldn't move forward anymore. The reason being is the fact I had just fallen on my face and couldn't very well dig through concrete and asphalt to keep walking. The next thing I remember is one of the guys I was with just dying with laughter going "Get her hahahahahahahaha get her up hahahahahahahahahahaha."

I tried to roll over a couple of times but couldn't figure out how. Then I was standing up again and had a man on each side, arms linked in mine. "What happened?" I asked. "Just don't think about it. You'll feel it tomorrow, honey," is what my best friend's brother told me.

Luckily enough I wasn't hung over OR scraped up.

[Clo]

I don't remember how many shots I had, but I know I killed 5 or 6 bottled beers, an Irish Car Bomb, a Gorilla Fart, a Four Horseman and a couple of SoCo and Colas.

Dang girl, I want to drink with you.

[Rodarian]

I don't remember how many shots I had, but I know I killed 5 or 6 bottled beers, an Irish Car Bomb, a Gorilla Fart, a Four Horseman and a couple of SoCo and Colas.

Dang girl, I want to drink with you.

Ditto on my part!!

When I was 4 yrs old, I had some sort of torso freeze and flat lined for three minutes...I think I going to fly off to heaven before the mean doctor brought me back!

My forehead was sliced open when tripped on some stairs as a kid.

I bitten by a Doberman as a child

Been a car accident twice

A bird flew into my cheek , beak first.

Was nearly caught in a terrorist blast

Something traumatic that I refuse to discuss

Broke my foot

My eye protruded out from my eyelid caused by pressure changes during descent of the aircraft

Rushed to ER when it was discovered that I was allergic shellfish as a kid and had two counts of it after that.

There could be more though.....

[Alive-Cat]

Rodarian, you will now be known as called Danger-Man.

[Clo]

My eye protruded out from my eyelid caused by pressure changes during descent of the aircraft

I cannot properly relay to you how I personally would have been unable to cope with this event.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Something traumatic that I refuse to discuss

Then why did you even type it out?

[Shorty]

Your anatomy is strange.

It was the simplest way I could put it.

[Peegee]

I was doing urban exploration. Unfinished houses - terrible (non-existent) security.

Anyway running away from the place, I jumped right onto a nail sticking out of the ground. Luckily my shoe came loose and only the shoe got impaled, thus avoiding certain death.

asl op pika

coffee tastes good

[Seraphic]

I've had two somewhat near death experiences.
The first one was when I was in middle school I believe, and I was organizing my dresser. On top of this dresser sat my huge ass television, so me being the stupid person I am, had too many of the drawers open and the dresser started to tip forward,with the tv going straight for my face.
Luckily I was able to get up and push the whole thing back in time before I died

The other story was when I was driving home from work really late one night when I worked at the movie theater and it was around midnight. As I was turning at this 4-way light, this car comes out of nowhere and t-bones my right side,spinning me right into the middle of the street. Luckily it was late or I probably would've been hit again by an oncoming car. To make matters worse, the car that hit me was a cop car. The rest of the story involves the back of a squad car and 3 traffic tickets,only one of which was valid.

[Rodarian]

Rodarian, you will now be known as called Danger-Man.

My eye protruded out from my eyelid caused by pressure changes during descent of the aircraft

I cannot properly relay to you how I personally would have been unable to cope with this event.

You should have seen the cabin crew...Before anyone could disembark I was escorted out by the paramedics and check over.

Something traumatic that I refuse to discuss

Then why did you even type it out?

Cause at least I acknowledged that it happened that's what!


Oh I forgot to mention that I was nearly hit by a car... :S