Dear Everyone Who Has Posted In This Thread; Past, Present, Future:
smurf you. Sincerely, a giant smurf you. I hope something terrible happens to you. However, I'm going to extend that desire to your entire family and circle of friendship as well. I hope a meteor made entire of




, dropped from a 747, bursts into your home while you are sleeping, dreaming of puppies and kittens, or some other cute




, and completely destroys everything you love and value. I hope, beyond hope itself, that a centaur magically appears out of some smurfing fairy tale, and violates you with it's giant human-horse dong. There is also a small desire that you lose a leg or two, in addition to your left arm and most of the fingers on your right hand, in an accident possibly involving a beaver. I sincerely wish this upon all of you dickbags for what travesties you have committed by being involved in this, or any form of this thread.
Triple Sincerely Yours (with love in my heart and a hate-fueled rifle in my hand),
Bunny von Trapp
P.S. Math sucks.