The longer this contest goes on, the more I think Sir Lancealot will win, and the more I am afraid of him.

He doesn't showboat. He doesn't mess about. He doesn't make lighthearted posts. He doesn't take comedy photos. It's always the same photo in the same pose with the same expression. It's like this beard contest is his sacred duty, like he's some buddhist martial artist monk or something. Other competitors bow out, but he unflinchingly carries on without a word.

He's relentless. He will not stop. He will not break.

I fear him.