Halo Reach: Where's me washboard? Have you seen it?

[Psychotic]

Speaking of skill, me and Dan had a major rapefest on Halo yesterday. Repeatedly went between +5 and +25 on K/D. Think between us we got four running riots and countless Frenzies. I had four games where I didn't even die once, and on two of those I got a Frenzy, another I got a RR, and on the fourth, well, it was such an epic rapefest nobody on our team died once. And it's not like the other team quit or hid or something (well, one did halfway through), they kept coming and dying. Although I only got one kill in that, as I was warthog driving. Did get a Road Rage (Wheelman Running Riot) though Hell, check the game here:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Ga...sychoticWalrus

I like that the game finished 0-0 too. Flag? What smurfing flag? Seriously, check the carnage. 0 kills for the entire team. So harsh.

Oh, and naturally we bagged and betrayed numerous failures and received some pleasant messages for our troubles. Good smurfing times, the two man army is well and truly back at full strength.

Screenshots of rape may be forthcoming, depending on if we cba.

Oh and in one game I got an extermination too.

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Fi...sychoticWalrus

don't have pro so you'll have to download it to Reach to see it.

EDIT: Just went 20 kills, 0 death. Rampage. :} Dan got a RR in the game before too. Business is pickin' up.

[Meat Puppet]

I only just finished finding all the data pads. New Alexandria gave me the most trouble... took many days, to my shame.

[Iceglow]

Something I learnt in campaign....drop shields are a beautiful, beautiful thing. They're not just a bubble shield but work as a regenerator too hence the trade off of less visibility through them is worth while. when taking on a covenant ship solo on legendary this becomes the be all and end all of survival.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, you're just now figuring out their function?

[Psychotic]

Did you know that you can use a jetpack to, get this, fly?

Got an Untouchable last night.

[Iceglow]

Lol, you're just now figuring out their function?

I'd never really used drop shields before then, I always just assumed they were bubble shields, nothing more. Therefore for my style of gameplay in solo legendary found the far more offensive sprint or jet packs to be superior in about every way. (SPOILER)like how for example on the mission before you take off to go in to space I took down a sword wielding elite using nothing but sprint to bypass him so I could get an assasination on him what stopped me from getting the sword in my guts. Or the countless times I've managed to use Kat or another Noble Team member "assisting" me in my mission as a distraction whilst I sprint up behind an elite packing some serious firepower to quickly remove them from the playing field without too much hassle. So no I didn't realize what drop shields done aside from protect you from damage, then again when I mentioned this to some of the other people who do Halo Reach they never realized this either so if you wanna try acting like a dick about it go ahead but I'll point down at my giant white cock and say "suck on it sweet meats" :smug

[NorthernChaosGod]

Compensate much?

[DK]

Just got the medal I wanted the most today, went ape with the shotty on Asylum and got the Buck Wild 15 shotgun kills without dying medal. I am happy.

[Psychotic]

The Usual EoFF Halo Crew of myself, DK, I'm my own MILF and Quin decided to take on Halo Reach's Legendary campaign. Those of you capable of reading thread titles will no doubt realise what it is, but for those who haven't, we were Ninja Turtles.

Wearing green armour, with blue, red, orange and purple trims, backed up with service tags of LEO (Huxley), RAPH (myself), MIKE (Dan) and DON (Quin) we charged into battle.

And it was glorious.

For those who appreciate brilliance, click this handy link:

YouTube - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme

Then enjoy.



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power!



They're the world's most fearsome fighting team



We're really hip



They're heroes in the half-shell



And they're green



Hey, get a grip!



When the evil Shredder attacks



These Turtle boys don't cut no slack!



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



Splinter taught them to be ninja teens



He's a radical rat!



Leonardo leads



Donatello does machines



That's a fact, Jack!



Raphael is cool but rude



Give me a break!



Michaelangelo is a party dude



PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



Heroes in a half-shell turtle power!



TURTLE POWER!

[DK]

combined with the music, best post in the history of eoff without a doubt

[Rye]

That was... beautiful. :')

[NorthernChaosGod]

Post of the year. All years.

[Madame Adequate]

My life is complete. I can literally die a happy man with this under our belt. In fact I'm sort of lost as to what else might be worth working towards.

[Meat Puppet]

Do it again on Mythic

[Iceglow]

wish I could've joined in on this but well, unfortunately I don't have much time lately and this week will get worse still. Roll on the 1st of December!