Ask a BAMF

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I refuse to answer all these questions cuz I'm a BAMF

You don't answer, you ask!

bruce willis is my dad
unfortunately i take after my mother
demi moore

She's pretty good looking, though. Can you give me your daddy's phone number?

What's the most ass you've ever kicked?

This one time on the last season of The Ultimate Fighter, GSP was studying some kind of martial arts on Mount Everest and Josh Koscheck was texting on three blackberries at one time. The guys in the house were bored so I decided to have a free for all match. It took me 3 minutes and 48 seconds to get all the submissions. I would've done it in 3 minutes flat but one dude started to cry and I had to ease up.

But knockouts are way more badass than submissions .

I didn't want them all to cry.

Did you edit my post or did rubarb?

This has nothing to do with BAMFery.

If you were a guy and was asked to make a baby with one of the single ladies of eyes on..Who would it be


Oh and will you have a spin with me around the merry-go-round.

It would be Allie because between us that baby would be so smurfing smart.

How near to you can I go before I catch on fire due to the BAMF rays you give off?

They're making suits now, so I can hang out with people more often.

who is your favorite asian eoffer?

Too many good ones to choose from!

If you could play in any Quentin Tarantino film, what would it be and why?

Kill Bill vol. 2. I would probably have to be B.B. though

Favorite brand of scotch?

*slap* Be specific. Single Malt or Blended?

Both!

Single Malt: I really haven't had much single malt scotch. I had Glenlivet once and it was alright. Blended: Johnnie Walker Black Label

Would you make out with me?

Depends on how Dilcio would feel about that.