This category reeks of Final Fantasy VIII. And why shouldn't it? We are, after all, a Final Fantasy forum! How many of you admit that in your day to day lives? Oh wait, I forgot, you don't have any

... Though neither do I...
ANYWAY because we have six sexy candidates and six sexy SeeDs, I'm going to use diagrams and words to help illustrate my thinly veiled attacks on each nominee. No photoshooping for you though, time constraints and budget cuts in this economic climate!
I apologise in advance for my completely baseless accusations and insults. I mean no legitimate offence unless otherwise stated. Like you, PG, you azn.
Blues Agent
Mr Cool, calm and collected. The Agent of Blues. There's a bit of mystery to him, don't you think? He's also extremely arrogant and a complete klutz under pressure. A womaniser if ever there was one. That's why Blues Agent is Irvine Kinneas.
Blues Agent
Lusty Justy
You might think "Lusty Justy? He sounds like more of a whore than Blues Agent does!" and you'd have to ask him about that. But Lusty Justy has red hair, and gingers need to stick together. He's also this weird pseudo older sibling to people or something. Cue sexual tension and then awkwardness and bam here we go, you have Quistis Trepe.
Lusty Justy
Peegee
I wonder if you can guess this one. He's hyperactive. He's loud. He punches you in the face with his pikachus and his desus and his omfg.jpeg.mp3 omegle lawlz. He's also azn. And he may or may not have a tattoo. BUT Peegee is our own Zell Dincht.
Peegee
Psychotic
This was a hard one to pick. However I think we all know that Psychotic isn't really as charming as he seems. We all know he's a completely bat




insane genki girl who just wants to blow




up with a rocket launcher. Yep, that's right, Psychotic is Selphie Tilmitt.
Psychotic
Raistlin
Raistlin wears strange bikini like things. Raistlin causes untold frustration in many a Shlup. Lots of people probably just want to smack him upside the head a bit. You guessed it, Raistlin is Rinoa Heartilly.
Raistlin
Evastio
And with Evastio, the international man of mystery, to finish us up, we have only one SeeD left! NIDA. No I'm smurfing with you, it's not Nida. Who is that guy, anyway? He pilots alright though, I guess. No Evastio is an unknown quota. I'm making this




up as I go along.
Evastio
