This is the award we give to administrators who entertain us sufficiently that they disguise the fact that they don’t do 




. Don’t believe me? Then how has ShlupQuack ever won this award? EXPLAIN THAT. 
Let’s take a look at the nominees: 
Cid: Hi, Sean! Have fun with your LIFE and IGNORING US. 
Del Murder: He dominated this category last half-year when he partnered with me to pull a fast one over the entire staff. The past six months he’s mostly been back to his one-liners. Will that be enough to give him a chance? 
Kawaii Ryûkishi: does Kishi still exist? 
Loony BoB: I’m not sure what he’s done besides not do work on vB4. smurf sheep? 
Psychotic: Psy is always a good chance to win this award due to his activity and mocking of Shlup. I think he also catches most of the second accounts. 
Rantzien: As far as I can tell, the only one who actually has a valid claim for this award due exclusively to actual work. So of course he won’t win it. 
Roogle: He… does stuff with chat? 
ShlupQuack: She whines a lot and shows off her boobs and yells at people. And voters love boobs. 
RSL: He will always be the best admin in my heart. 
