Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight as The Ultimate Warrior
Warrior's nomination speech for most evil member.. Hoak hogan

TextThe WARRIOR is angry, Hoak Hogan, because the evil that is Hulkimania has seeped in the core of WARRIORness of EyesonWrestlemaniaaah!

We will now, Hoak hogan, look at those that the antibodies of Hulkamania has seeped through into their gooey veins of evil. The fans will then decide, Hoak hogan, who the WARRIOR shall pound his mighty jaw of justice into and recieve the Ciddie for most evil member of EyesonWrestlemaniaah!

First there is Baloki, Hoak Hogan, which is just like evil Hulkamania, only
also a furry, the most evil beings that ever disgraced EyesonWrestlemaniaah!
His programming will no doubt, Hoak Hogan, trample us all under the raging elephants!

Second there is an evil rabbit named bunny, like Hoak Hogan, but then a bunny.
maskerading as an honest wrestler, but then, Hoak Hogan, resists the poison of the WARRIOR, feeling me, feeding me, the knowledge of his evil ways. His mask of indifference, hoak hogan, only clouds his evil intentions, that are rooted in the ways of Hulkamania!

Then there is DK, better known as DOAK HOGAN, the evil twin of Hoak hogan, Hoak Hogan, always entering the wrestling ring, not even challanging the great WARRIOR, and then calling behind his back that he doesn't come to show the power of the WARRIOR? His evil Hulkamania ways will be the end of him, if the fans of EyesonWreslemania decide this will be the last match, he will ever take, Hoak Hogan.

The WARRIOR will not spend more than a minute on the Hoak Hogan impersonator that is kotora. We all know that Hoak Hogan is secretly Dutch, Hoak Hogan, and that all Dutch people don't even watch EyesonWrestlemania. What evil men would not even watch wrestling, the sport of the gods above, those not even worthy of Hulkamania?

Marshall Banana, always pretending to be the cute wrestler, Hoak hogan,unbecoming, never shows the power of the WARRIOR, yet always wins the matches. This is the purest evil of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan. Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, because the only way to survive the retribution of the Ultimate WARRIOR is to nuke him from orbit, Hoak Hogan.

All wrestlers that enter the ring in Eyesonwrestlemania must be sane, like WARRIOR, but some hulkamaniacs like psychotic, have no code of honour, Hoak Hogan, and will tea bag a fellow warrior when he's down. The Ultimate WARRIOR will not stand for this, Hoak Hogan, the gods above have given me the power to smack him to the dimension where only his self will protect him from the power that is THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

Raistlin shows no class, Hoak hogan, as the most evil of wrestlers, he pimps out other honest wrestlers to hulkamaniacs, so they will be perverted to become that which WARRIOR does not stand for: HOAK HOGAN, Hoak Hogan. If he wins, the WARRIOR will make sure that Raistlin himself will enter the ring of Eyesonwrestlemania and receives the punishment as the WARRIOR swells until his anger will explode all over him.

The wrestler, Hoak Hogan, that is called Roto13 has already been banned once from Eyesonwrestlemaniaah. So what can we expect, Hoak Hogan, from the evil ways of such a Hulkamaniac. Shall the WARRIOR lay down the justice once and for all, the judgement of the gods as he delivers eyesonwrestlemania of the Hulkamaniacs?

Shiny seems like a wrestler the WARRIOR would be proud of, Hoak hogan, but she-

*crash*

-she, Hoak Hogan, keeps hitting the WARRIOR with chairs. Such evil ways are only becoming of a Hulkamaniac. Warrior does not hit women, Hoak Hogan, but will her evil ways come out to light?

ShlupQuack, long ago, when she was young, was one of the true WARRIORs, Hoak hogan, but has long been taken by the evil raistlin and turned into the most evil thing, that ever disgraced Eyesonwrestlemania... A FEMALE HOAK HOGAN. Shall the fans of wrestlemania make the WARRIOR defeat the female counterpart of Hoak Hogan, Hoak Hogan?

Who shall it be, fans of Eyesonwrestlemania. Who is the most evil, the most hoak hogan, that The Ultimate WARRIOR shall lay justice upon?

*wralala noise*

You can feel it too! You can feel it.