- New job as money advisor. Need financial help, EoFF? Then smurf off. No appointments for 2-3 weeks.
- hanging out with a new friend who is basically a female version of me (I just want to say I am so sorry to all of my friends, I now know what an impossible I am)
- same old halo. Honestly, can none of you play with each other without me being there?

EoFF has kind of taken a pinch. I'll be back to making delightfully droll and/or hate-filled posts soon enough.