Lol. People can't describe blacking out, the whole idea is that you don't remember anything.
And since you guys bitch about posting, I have a good black out story for you smurfs.
This was my buddy's first year up at UC Santa Barbara and I had decided to take a trip up with another friend to stay the weekend. In preparation and celebration of our arrival, my buddy has gotten us two handles of liquor (one Capt Mo and one Cuervo) and a case of beer for our second night there, as there was already a party for us on Friday.
We start of Saturday night by playing a Halo drinking game, every time you get a kill you take a shot. I took the opportunity to gain easy kills by shooting everyone when they were taking their shots. Which ended up with me taking about 12 or so shots in the span of a few minutes.
At this point we hear of a dorm dance going on so we decide to go down and check it out. There's moshing and slam dancing going on between me and my buddies, and then we all calm down a bit and actually start dancing with girls like we should have been. We all get bored after about an hour so we head back up to my buddies room to try and find something to do for the rest of the night.
We're sitting around trying to find a plan and I just want to drink more, so at this point I just start chugging from the bottle of rum while they talk about going out to get some food. No one can decided on a Goddamned thing so we just decide to head back to this girl's room to watch a movie.
Then I wake up in bed without a smurfing clue as to what happened for the rest of the night.
Apparently I had left with a girl back to my buddy's room for "privacy". After a while I went to wash up in the sink and just stood there and passed out. Breaking his towel rack in the process.
My friends had come to check up on me later and found me there still in the sink. They were asking me questions and I'd just grunt at them in response. The dicks just leave me and go back with the other girls.
Then they find me in bed and freak out and need to go check to see if I'm breathing. I am so they all pass out.
And then I wake up. Ta-da!



					
						
					


					
					
					
						
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