I can't make scrambled eggs. For some reason I either overcook them or undercook them. Never right on the money. Probably at the wrong temperature. Otherwise I've never met a dish that's beaten me, but I don't tend to come up with my own stuff. I just don't have a lot of time. Even so I make this blueberry stuff you'd your pants over.

Not because it would give you worms.

Wow, maybe your pants over was the wrong turn of phrase.