If I'm drunk I'm generally not on EOFF. Cause I'm just so cool obviously and have no time for the internet!

.......Ok thats not true. I actually dont drink much at all anymore. I have very few drunken stories as I only get slightly tipsey at best and always have a bearing on what I'm doing. My best story would be getting so drunk and sleeping in a field overnight. Not that exciting. As a 16 year old it did seem like the most awesome, rebellious thing you could ever do. Looking back I just remember being quite cold and missing my mum