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    What is your methodology for wiping in the restroom? Kinda personal but it's not something you usually hear about. Are you clean, ensuring your entire bottom is pristine? *snip*Discuss.

    I'm pretty clean.


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    Rats don't spread the plague, fleas do.

    I use toilet paper, then wash hands with soap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    Rats don't spread the plague, fleas do.

    I use toilet paper, then wash hands with soap.
    why the heck do you have pokemon theme in your ID?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    Rats don't spread the plague, fleas do.

    I use toilet paper, then wash hands with soap.
    why the heck do you have pokemon theme in your ID?
    1) I like pokémon.
    II) Poké Party pride.
    C) There is no reason "C"
    π) Too lazy to make a new sig for a while longer

    Also to get é the code is alt + 130 on number pad.

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    I own a bidet.

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    solve for x

    pi - x = 3

    remember pi is a constant so if you put like terms in the same side you have to simplify

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    x = 7

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
    solve for x

    pi - x = 3

    remember pi is a constant so if you put like terms in the same side you have to simplify

    Easy
    x = π - 3

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    x = apple

    I am pretty clean! I don't like to smell like poop.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    I do what normal clean people do?

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    Rats don't spread the plague, fleas do.

    I use toilet paper, then wash hands with soap.
    Fleas that were on rats.

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    Rats that ate human faeces

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    My methodology?
    Well. First I make myself comfortable on the seat. Then I take a huge amount of toilet paper and then apply it to my butt. I do this 5-6 times, until there will be no traces of on the paper. After that I wash it with soap on the bidet. Finally I take a towel and dry it up. The End.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    I do what normal clean people do?
    Normal? How would you know what normal is? Do you watch other people while they're in the bathroom?


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    I just wipe until no more poop comes on the paper
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