What do you do with

[Unbreakable Will]

It is not Kleenex, it is tissue paper; cotton swabs, not Q-Tips; acetaminophen, not Tylenol; ibuprofen, not Advil; ASA (acetylsalicylic acid), not Aspirin. Interesting side note: heroin was actually the brand name of diacetylmorphine, though in common vernacular the brand name replaced the medicinal one, like Tylenol, Advil and Aspirin.

EDIT: Oh and carbonated beverages? It's called pop not soda. Silly geese.

Just about everyone in Tennessee calls everything 'coke' it's soft drinks you smurfers. Thank god I'm from South Carolina.

STFU I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU WHO TURN THIS INTO A SODAVPOP DEBATE.

I promise I will.

Is that a challenge dear Eric?

It's soft drink

I tried telling a group of Americans this, and they laughed at me and then I was sad.

I'm American, and I approve of this message.

Also; Damnit Julian quit quoting Wikipedia. Have you no self respect man?