
Originally Posted by
NorthernChaosGod
Stop being old farts.
Well, considering that aging is the application of the Second Law of Thermodynamics to living tissue, complying with that request would involve violating said Law, which would be a felony against nature and the very fabric of reality. I do not wish to go to jail, as I am fully cognizant of how many cigarettes my ass is worth, therefore regrettably, I must deny your request, however eloquently stated.
As to the matter of the discussion, cast it from thy sieve-like books of recollection, sir. You're out of your element.