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    Quote Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan View Post
    Boxer-briefs are sexy and comfortable. Yars doesn't know what he is talking about there. However, the deeper the V-neck the more gay you are, or that's my theory.
    Deeper the V-neck the gayer you are? the worst offenders are the guys who wear scallop necked tops. I will quite happily wear a simple v-neck t-shirt if it suits the rest of the outfit but a scallop neck shirt? The scallop neck is acceptable in two situations only; 1) you're a girl, you have good boobs and intend to show them off a little whilst still maintaining decorum. 2) you're a dude and you're openly confessing you like munching on cock more than the idea of anything else on Earth.

    Boxer Briefs make you gay now whut? LOL! Ok seriously what then are we meant to wear? Sometimes it's unacceptable to go commando and I'd have thought Y-fronts are even more "homosexual"

    Like Julian, I cannot wear skinny fit jeans, I have muscles there and that kinda means no if I wore skinny jeans then I'd have thunder thighs. Then again skinny fit jeans do not appear to be comfortable to me at all I don't like the look of guys in skinny fit jeans, sometimes it suits them like when my colleagues Robbie or Jimmy do it but then Robbie and Jimmy are complete anorexic skeletons with no muscles to their body, if they wore baggier jeans I think I'd laugh at them. Personally I prefer boot cut jeans but then thats because when winter rolls around I wear cowboy boots or the similar to keep my legs warm.

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    My skinny jeans show off my lazy runner's muscle, and my ass looks good in them. Yars is just jealous he can't pull 'em off.

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    I demand boxer-brief pictures of all the members who wear them as undeniable proof that they're sexy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII View Post
    Yars is just jealous he can't pull 'em off.
    That kind of thinking leads to rulings like this.

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    Two questions:
    1. Wtf is scallop neck?
    2. Wtf is Y-front underwear?

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    Screw leg size, my only qualm with skinny jeans is that I find that they usually have extremely limited crotch space. That kind of thing can get painful!


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    ok Scallop neck tops first. You have a crew neck, polo neck and a v-neck and the turtle neck I'm sure you're familiar with. if not...

    Crew Neck

    V-Neck

    Polo neck

    Turtle neck

    A scallop neck is best described as a combination between a crew neck and a v-neck with the dip of the v-neck but the round finish of the crew neck. And it appears Google can't find anything for men in the scallop neck range only women! I'm resting my case here on scallop neck tops. Though the image I found is I feel incorrectly labeled as a crew neck for women which is wrong because a skinny tee with a higher neck would be a crew for women.

    Scallop neck top.

    Secondly Y-fronts are named by the fact that they have a distinctive upside down Y shape on the front of them, these have recently much like "boy shorts" have become popular with women too where the Y is merely decorative (on a man, the Y has an open seam so you can grab your junk out to pee) these are: Seen here.

    Answered your questions Julian?

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    Those are briefs.

    But yes, thank you very much.

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    The whole "skinny jeans have no crotch space" is a bit of a myth. Most people who say it have never worn a pair and they think it makes them seem masculine, implying that they have a large package. Unless you're pulling you jeans up to you belly button, I don't see how they're extremely restricting otherwise.

    But I must say, I do think when guys wear Ugg boots it's a bit dubious imo.
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    I wouldn't know what faux pas things I do because I have no understanding for fashion whatsoever.

    Also, great. Now I can't imagine GXIII wearing anything but (and only) a v-neck and boxer-briefs. It's not pretty, man.
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    V-necks are gay

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    Ugh, why so gay in here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Shot View Post
    The whole "skinny jeans have no crotch space" is a bit of a myth. Most people who say it have never worn a pair and they think it makes them seem masculine, implying that they have a large package. Unless you're pulling you jeans up to you belly button, I don't see how they're extremely restricting otherwise.

    But I must say, I do think when guys wear Ugg boots it's a bit dubious imo.
    I'm not saying they aren't masculine (doesn't bother me really), it's just that in my experience I've found them uncomfortable to wear at a comfortable height. It's like wearing women's jeans!


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