Your mother.

[Unbreakable Will]

What's your favorite response to nonsensical questions?

[Hollycat]

Cause its caturday
heyo
toast
any word consisting of 5 or more sylables (yeh eye misteplt it, wannu fyt aboot it?)
*punch to the face*
*cold glare* (this is what happens the most, and apparently it scares people, I made a girl cry one time by doing this after she said a racist remark.)

[sharkythesharkdogg]

If someone asks what something is, or where something is I always respond with a good ol' aggressive non sequiter.

Example:

"Hey, what time is it?"

"If it was up your ass, you'd know what time it was!"

No one laughs but me, and really, that's the best type of humor there is.

[Peegee]

online?

asl

offline?

o_o

[Agrias]

"Hey Agrias, wanna go get the thing with the stuff at the place?"
"Are you telling me what to do?"
"......"

[Bunny]

I emit a high pitched noise until they go away.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I emit a high pitched noise until they go away.

Lol, best answer yet.

I also respond with "your mother" a lot.

[DMKA]

"Because the sky is blue"

[Jiro]

O K

[blackmage_nuke]

That's what she said.

[The Man]

That's what she said.

Stole my answer.

[Unbreakable Will]

That's what she said.

Stole my answer.

I use that one a lot as well xD or Quagmire from Family Guy's "Giggity"

[Citizen Bleys]

I emit a high pitched noise until they go away.

You're taking advice from Allie Brosh's dog?

I'd advise against the eating vomit thing.

[Bunny]

In my experience, if food tastes good the first time and okay coming up, it will probably taste even better the third time.

Awesome + Okay = More Awesomer.

That's science.

[Rocket Edge]

Something like 'get' said loudly (short for get out).