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I was having a conversation with my friend and as we were talking I watched him pop a blister, and then eat the skin flap in front of me.
It's time to get a new friend.

Actually I'm hoping to get a wart or something on my hand. Then I'll wait for the next conversation we have so I can rip that sucker off with my teeth and just chow down. If I can maintain eye contact while doing this, it'll take this little stand off to the next level.

Or maybe maintain eye contact while I jerk off? What if I look really angry about it? Thoughts?
That's disgusting.
You do realize that a wart is a viral infection and ripping one off will be very painful.
Not quite sure of what you were advising here me to do here. I've never had a wart. I think you're suggesting that if I can get a big, fat, virus filled wart to go ahead and eat it (because everyone knows viruses are delicious), but maybe get stupid levels of drunk first to dull the pain. Right?
If you do it and get it on video tape, I will send you free booze.