Window Licker

[Peegee]

This is the saddest thing I've ever read. Eating flowers? Licking toes?

I feel comparatively well off now

[NorthernChaosGod]

You ate a flower recently? Don't you have food?

Several flowers are quite tasty, and they make very nice garnishes.

Also Broccoli and Cauliflower are flowers.

Which makes me wonder further why she doesn't have real food.

[Madame Adequate]

Rye.

[Shorty]

Pontus licked my foot.

[Madame Adequate]

[Rantz]

I licked much more than that, let me assure you.

(SPOILER)Like ice cream.

[Madame Adequate]

But all that hair :x

[Shorty]

Oh, so you have every fetish ever on the planet except one for licking hippy feet.

[Pheesh]

I'm seeing an adorable Happy Feet spin off movie in the not too distant future.

[Shlup]

You ate a flower recently? Don't you have food?

Flowers can be food.

I guess I'm technically about to have a flower for lunch too, though this one's actually sold on the produce section.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well if it was food I would assume you'd just say what it is instead of "flower".

[DMKA]

A butt, not that strange or nasty though...

ELABORATE

[Jiro]

That might be a bit TMI for my liking.

[qwertysaur]

Well if it was food I would assume you'd just say what it is instead of "flower".

It's more fun to be mysterious.

[Hollycat]