Yeah, they're both extremely far-fetched and very obviously not canon. I regard them about the same as all of the bullmetaphors that high school English insists are in classic novels, even long after the author says "no, no that's not what I meant." Some of them are interesting, even if they aren't what the author had in mind.
Well no, Cuch, it's all just for fun. Well uh, for most of us anyway. I won't mention any names or post any very interesting but "oh god what do you guys do all day how is this even possible" links.






