I drank too much cheap beer in high school, so now I can't stand beer. It reminds me of being sixteen and hanging out in a park or drainage ditch with a bunch of crusty punk kids in the dark. And peein on BBQs and getting grill marks on my butt.

I like things mixed with 7up or cranberry juice, or Midori. Or a bottle of wine. Regardless, I only drink alcohol a couple of times a year. And then I wake up feeling like crap and remember why I usually smoke fancy plants instead.