Dynasty Warriors Game Thread: Mafia XX GAME OVER Mafia cockblock the Cult

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

I like how In the precess of typing my post there was a bajillion more posts xD

[[M] D'Anna]

So the day has started?

Vote: [M] Liu Bei

I thought he was quite "look at him he is suspicious" all during Day 0 and then pointed out that others were jump on the band wagon and on the whole I think he is acting suspicious.

well first off I think he was being suspicious when he claimed that Cao Cao was acting suspicious when he acted super defensive about being a werewolf, when I didn't really think he was being super defensive.

Then he was quick to point fingers (in a jokingly fashion) that Meng was quick to jump off the bandwagon as he was to jump on it, 2 minutes after he did the same (not jumping on or off the bandwagon, but unvoting) when the page he unvoted on could have already been loaded before he saw his post.

Thirdly he is impersonating The Rock n I don't like what the Rock is cookin' lol

as an afterthought, if you were Mafia Scum, then wouldn't you try to be as productive as possible lol.

with regards to me not posting much, on fridays and saturdays I work loooooong shifts at my job.

Your reasoning for voting for Liu Bei came from me here so this is where you picked up my straws. If you want my bitter or sweet end you'll have to buy me dinner first

[[M] Kurt - Cool Dad]

During the last day of Mafia, we saw Liu Bei revealed as a traitor to the Han, and Lu Bu killed by mysterious assassins. Liu Bei's sworn brother, Guan Yu, was distraught upon hearing this news. He had be riding from Xiao Pei towards Xia Pi when a messenger rode over the hills and delivered the news of Liu Bei's treachery and subsequent demise to him.

"Brother!" said Guan Yu, "How could you have fallen so low as to betray your ancestors, and your sworn brothers? For what reason could you have turned your backs on us and the oath we swore under the peach tree?" And thusly Guan Yu fell to the floor and wept bitterly, and was inconsolable.

Seeing that their general was in no fit state to continue on with the journey, Guan Yu's men set up camp only 50 miles out from Xia Pi. Once his quarters were erected, Guan Yu, still openly weeping, sequestered himself away within and refused to speak with anyone.

Even in his grief, however, the God of War realised he could not wallow in self pity forever.

"Though you may have forsaken us, brother" said Guan Yu "I will strive to continue on the path towards the ideals you followed before your indiscretion. What little use I may be, I will strive to forge a land of Benevolence!! so that the people may not suffer and the Han be restored to their former glory!"

Gathering his wits about him, Guan Yu then began making preparations for his next move. He called in his advisor, Guo Jia, and enquired as to what steps he should take to carry on his quest.

"I have decided to forge ahead on the path Brother Liu fell from" said Guan Yu to Guo Jia, " The land is divided and frought with conflict and infighting between the various warlords. There is also the matter of the hidden group moving freely in the shadows to be dealt with. What say you the best course of action?"

Guo Jia laid the matter before Guan Yu thus: "Eight hundred years ago, Duke Wen of Jin supported Prince Xiang of the declining Zhou Dynasty, and all the feudal lords backed Duke Wen. The Founder of the Hans, Liu Bang, won the popular favor by wearing mourning for Emperor Yi of Chu. Now Emperor Xian has been a fugitive on the dusty roads. To take the lead in offering an army to restore him to honor is to have an unrivaled opportunity to win universal regard. But you must act quickly or someone will get in before you."

Guan Yu was not appeased. Said he: "Sound counsel, surely, to someone, somewhere. However that one is not me, and I do not understand the relevance of your words. How to deal with the threats before us and quell the conflicts between the good, in order to weed out the evil?"

Said Guo Jia "I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!"

Guan Yu became enraged at this proclaimation and seized upon his Green Dragon Sabre, and lo! He beheaded Guo Jia with one swift strike.

"I am surrounded by so much clay fowls and mud dogs!" exclaimed an exasperated Guan Yu. Gathering himself and his resolve, he marched out and bade his army break camp and continue their march to Xia Pi.

Guan Yu's cohort had drawn within 10 miles of Xia Pi when scouts came speeding toward Guan Yu to inform him that a large host of soldiers were bearing down upon them. Not knowing if they were friend or foe, Guan Yu ordered his men into battle formation and prepared for the arrival of this force.

Shortly, riders bearing the flag of BoB Loony appeared, heading a force 5000 strong. They held ground a mile in front of Guan Yu's troop, and the leaders made for the middle of the open ground to enter into discourse.

Once close enough to cast an appraising eye over the man, Guan Yu found himself most confused. With a face like a smacked bumhole, the spindly body of a sickly 12 year old boy, whispy bumfluff patchy moustache and beard and absurdly dressed in all black for no apparent reason, the man hardly seemed leadership material. He immediately began to address Guan Yu:

"Hi mate, names BoB Loony, prefect of Eizon, would you like to come in and see me pie charts? We can look at stati-"

How BoB Loony would have finished his sentence is a secret forever lost, for upon hearing the man speak a great and unexplained wrath consumed Guan Yu, and he beheaded him at once. BoB's force became stricken with fear, and surrendered to Guan Yu immediately.

The episode has been celebrated in poem:

[hip, hip, hip]
There once was a kiwi called Loony
If he was a bard he'd be Spoony
Guan took one look at his head
Thought he'd be better off dead
and no one mourned because he was an almighty tit who smelt like wet dogs
[yip, yip, yip]

With a greatly bolstered force at his disposal, Guan Yu marched on to Xia Pi without further incident. Upon arriving, he was given command of the city and took up residence in the prefects palace. After making the common greetings, a banquet was held in his honour. As the feasting drew to a close, Guan Yu called to him his most trusted officers and advisors.

"My lord, what say you of the current state of the land? Where shall we go from here?"

Said Guan Yu: "I fear it is yet too early to solve the problems of the land, with too little information. Many of the warlords are at odds with each other, and this evil coalition working in the shadows that Brother Liu had joined arms with that killed Lord Lu Bu pose a great threat to the peace of the land. I believe first we must interrogate lord Liu Bei's wife, Sun Shang Xiang, and discern her involvement or lackthereof within this group."

"But Lord Guan Yu, Lord Liu Bei himself was discovered to have been involved in this group, and yet he tried to cast suspicion onto Lady Sun himself before he died? Would it not imply that she herself is innocent?"

"Not so" said Guan Yu "she may yet be guilty. They may have been plotting a ruse to make her appear more innocent than she truly is. It is difficult to say for now, we lack information. But I do not quite trust her, yet."

Sun Shang Xiang's fate and Guan Yu's decision will be revealed in the next few posts.

--WINNING--

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

##Vote: Zhao Yun

Reason: the above picture -_-

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

##Unvote: Zhao Yun

Unfortunately the game doesn't work that way...

[[M] Gaius]

(SPOILER)'sup.
(SPOILER)Looks like things are moving along nicely. Don't really know what to make of it all though. I think Cao's been a bit suspicious getting people riled up against Gan Ning before changing his vote to inactive Jiang Wei. While Cao makes good points, I'm not convinced Gan Ning is mafia.
(SPOILER)Off to work for now.

## Vote: Cao Cao

[[M] Kurt - Cool Dad]

[M] Zhang Fei (2) - Sima Yi, Zhang Jiao
[M] Sima Yi (0) - Zhao Yun
[M] Cao Cao (2) - Gan Ning, Yue Ying
[M] Gan Ning (1) - Cao Cao, Zhao Yun
[M] Jiang Wei (2) - Cao Cao, Meng Huo

Things are looking too spread out. Anybody wanna claim Mafia?

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

Can we all vote her just for the fact she keeps posting like this? This way we don't have to deal with this bulltit anymore?

[[M] D'Anna]

Well, at the time that Lui Bei changed his vote to Sun Shang Xiang both he and she were tied with 2 votes each. However Gan Ning had 3 votes at the time (Cao Cao x 2 and Lui Bei). So why did Lui Bei change his vote away from Gan Ning and onto Sun Shang Xiang? This put her with the most votes and saved Gan Ning from the lynch.

I got the lynch saving vote idea from here. Bogus as it turns out but it got a rise out of you which was what I wanted

[[M] Kurt - Cool Dad]

(SPOILER)Yes
(SPOILER)That is a really good idea
(SPOILER)Oh wait ....
(SPOILER)No it isn't
(SPOILER)A spoiler does not maketh a Mafia

[[M] D'Anna]

Can we all vote her just for the fact she keeps posting like this? This way we don't have to deal with this bulltit anymore?

Why not?

[[M] Elize]

During the last day of Mafia, we saw Liu Bei revealed as a traitor to the Han, and Lu Bu killed by mysterious assassins. Liu Bei's sworn brother, Guan Yu, was distraught upon hearing this news. He had be riding from Xiao Pei towards Xia Pi when a messenger rode over the hills and delivered the news of Liu Bei's treachery and subsequent demise to him.

"Brother!" said Guan Yu, "How could you have fallen so low as to betray your ancestors, and your sworn brothers? For what reason could you have turned your backs on us and the oath we swore under the peach tree?" And thusly Guan Yu fell to the floor and wept bitterly, and was inconsolable.

Seeing that their general was in no fit state to continue on with the journey, Guan Yu's men set up camp only 50 miles out from Xia Pi. Once his quarters were erected, Guan Yu, still openly weeping, sequestered himself away within and refused to speak with anyone.

Even in his grief, however, the God of War realised he could not wallow in self pity forever.

"Though you may have forsaken us, brother" said Guan Yu "I will strive to continue on the path towards the ideals you followed before your indiscretion. What little use I may be, I will strive to forge a land of Benevolence!! so that the people may not suffer and the Han be restored to their former glory!"

Gathering his wits about him, Guan Yu then began making preparations for his next move. He called in his advisor, Guo Jia, and enquired as to what steps he should take to carry on his quest.

"I have decided to forge ahead on the path Brother Liu fell from" said Guan Yu to Guo Jia, " The land is divided and frought with conflict and infighting between the various warlords. There is also the matter of the hidden group moving freely in the shadows to be dealt with. What say you the best course of action?"

Guo Jia laid the matter before Guan Yu thus: "Eight hundred years ago, Duke Wen of Jin supported Prince Xiang of the declining Zhou Dynasty, and all the feudal lords backed Duke Wen. The Founder of the Hans, Liu Bang, won the popular favor by wearing mourning for Emperor Yi of Chu. Now Emperor Xian has been a fugitive on the dusty roads. To take the lead in offering an army to restore him to honor is to have an unrivaled opportunity to win universal regard. But you must act quickly or someone will get in before you."

Guan Yu was not appeased. Said he: "Sound counsel, surely, to someone, somewhere. However that one is not me, and I do not understand the relevance of your words. How to deal with the threats before us and quell the conflicts between the good, in order to weed out the evil?"

Said Guo Jia "I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!"

Guan Yu became enraged at this proclaimation and seized upon his Green Dragon Sabre, and lo! He beheaded Guo Jia with one swift strike.

"I am surrounded by so much clay fowls and mud dogs!" exclaimed an exasperated Guan Yu. Gathering himself and his resolve, he marched out and bade his army break camp and continue their march to Xia Pi.

Guan Yu's cohort had drawn within 10 miles of Xia Pi when scouts came speeding toward Guan Yu to inform him that a large host of soldiers were bearing down upon them. Not knowing if they were friend or foe, Guan Yu ordered his men into battle formation and prepared for the arrival of this force.

Shortly, riders bearing the flag of BoB Loony appeared, heading a force 5000 strong. They held ground a mile in front of Guan Yu's troop, and the leaders made for the middle of the open ground to enter into discourse.

Once close enough to cast an appraising eye over the man, Guan Yu found himself most confused. With a face like a smacked bumhole, the spindly body of a sickly 12 year old boy, whispy bumfluff patchy moustache and beard and absurdly dressed in all black for no apparent reason, the man hardly seemed leadership material. He immediately began to address Guan Yu:

"Hi mate, names BoB Loony, prefect of Eizon, would you like to come in and see me pie charts? We can look at stati-"

How BoB Loony would have finished his sentence is a secret forever lost, for upon hearing the man speak a great and unexplained wrath consumed Guan Yu, and he beheaded him at once. BoB's force became stricken with fear, and surrendered to Guan Yu immediately.

The episode has been celebrated in poem:

[hip, hip, hip]
There once was a kiwi called Loony
If he was a bard he'd be Spoony
Guan took one look at his head
Thought he'd be better off dead
and no one mourned because he was an almighty tit who smelt like wet dogs
[yip, yip, yip]

With a greatly bolstered force at his disposal, Guan Yu marched on to Xia Pi without further incident. Upon arriving, he was given command of the city and took up residence in the prefects palace. After making the common greetings, a banquet was held in his honour. As the feasting drew to a close, Guan Yu called to him his most trusted officers and advisors.

"My lord, what say you of the current state of the land? Where shall we go from here?"

Said Guan Yu: "I fear it is yet too early to solve the problems of the land, with too little information. Many of the warlords are at odds with each other, and this evil coalition working in the shadows that Brother Liu had joined arms with that killed Lord Lu Bu pose a great threat to the peace of the land. I believe first we must interrogate lord Liu Bei's wife, Sun Shang Xiang, and discern her involvement or lackthereof within this group."

"But Lord Guan Yu, Lord Liu Bei himself was discovered to have been involved in this group, and yet he tried to cast suspicion onto Lady Sun himself before he died? Would it not imply that she herself is innocent?"

"Not so" said Guan Yu "she may yet be guilty. They may have been plotting a ruse to make her appear more innocent than she truly is. It is difficult to say for now, we lack information. But I do not quite trust her, yet."

Sun Shang Xiang's fate and Guan Yu's decision will be revealed in the next few posts.

I love you...

[[M] D'Anna]

Why did Yue Ying just vote me?

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

I don't know. There wasn't a reason. She seems to show up say some crap in spoiler tags that seems mostly irrelevant the swoops back out and disappears until the next day.

[[M] Helo]

I can assure you, Lord Meng Huo, that I too hold deep affection for you. You have my permission to stroke my beard any time you so please, and, with enough wine, I may even let you touch my bum. All I ask in return is that you bring one of your fine war elephants with you and let me have a little ride around on it in the rice fields outside of Chang Sha.