Oh so close! But both deserved it.
Oh so close! But both deserved it.
Truly a deserving winner.
Best Blogger
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack
The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar · ShlupQuack · Yeargdribble
Who they predicted to win...
Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:Yeargdribble
Yeargdribble
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack
ShlupQuack
Originally Posted by Jiro
So I am without my trusty sidekick for this speech. I had considered trying to imitate him and fool you all, but I realised I am not quite talented enough to pull that off.
Blogging is pretty new to EoFF, so this will be the first time we crown the bestest bloggerer of 'em all. As it's such a new award, it's kind of hard to know what criteria you're trying to hit. It's not like funniest member where all you have to do is be so funny that everyone spits juice at their screen. Nothing is quite as funny as losing the funniest member ciddie because everyone who was going to vote for you has to buy a new laptop.
Anyway back to the task at hand. Blogging hasn't been paid too much attention unfortunately, but thankfully we have a nice spread of uses from our three nominees.
First up is Hypoallergenic Cactuar. His most recent blog is about trying to establish a Viera fan club. I want to know what sort of benefits I would get from joining this club, because having everyone know I am sexually attracted to girls who actually have bunny ears would be hard to explain. He also wrote a blog about being trapped in the freezer for half an hour as a tornado cruised past his Mickey Ds store. I shouldn't find that funny, but I do!
Yeargdribble is our most serious blogger, dealing with important topics. His most recent blog discusses differences between "gifts" and "skills that you got from workin' real hard like". He's a talented musician it seems, but obviously works very hard to get to the level he's at. In another blog he "reviews" some games, a book, and some other general discussion. The comments at the bottom are huge until you see mine. How disappointing.
The last blogger is ShlupQuack. Her most recent blog is about how she's smurfing loaded and has servants, maids and a pool boy (who is apparently Laddy). I thought she just liked visiting Disney Land, but she probably owns it too. It is Disney Land and not World right? I can never remember the difference. In her other blog she continues the discussion of a horrendous series of zombie books. Her review of them is fantastic and to wrap this speech up I will leave you with a quote from it:
Posting while reading page 9.
It's like making a post in the future! I can't wait to read it.
there was a picture here
Dak, you write the bestest speeches.
I too look forward to reading this post.
Best Blogger
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack
The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar · ShlupQuack · Yeargdribble
Those who didn't make the cut...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........5
RSL............................1
...leaving ShlupQuack and Yeargdribble to fight it out in the true internet style - by writing journal entries about how much the other finalist sucks!
Don't give them ideas
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Best Blogger
Last winner: ShlupQuack · Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack
The Nominees
Hypoallergenic Cactuar · ShlupQuack · Yeargdribble
And the winner is...
ShlupQuack
The Final Tally
ShlupQuack....................16
Yeargdribble..................14
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........5
RSL............................1
Yearg is miles ahead of Shlup, but I have little faith in you simpletons.
As I said.
I AM HALFWAY THROUGH THE CIDDIES
ABOUT 6 HOURS
IT'S 10:22PM
OH GOD
Less with the talky, talky, more with the awardy, awardy
Best Visitor Messager
Last winner: Christmas · Nomination Leader: Christmas
The Nominees
Christmas · I Don't Need A Name · Jiro · Psychotic
Who they predicted to win...
Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:Christmas
Psychotic
Jiro
Jiro
I Don't Need A Name
Jiro
I Don't Need A Name
The Best User Noter Award. Or Visitor Messager. I can never remember which. It occurred to me that the best way to do a speech for this award was to be completely self centred and talk about my personal conversations with each of the nominees!
Christmas and I have talked about asian women going pew pew! We also discussed the wonderful warm feeling that you get from spreading HATE around, passing it on to each and every person you meet. There was also that glittery dancer that everybody seemed to get for New Years. You can pull Christmas up on originality, but damn does she get around. In a good way, of course.
Jiro and I have talked about a lot of things. The first thing was whether this made him insane. He really wanted to know if he could be the Brad Pitt to my Edward Norton, but I told him he couldn't be either and to go back in the hole. We also like to discuss fine australian culture, food and where that dingo got to with my baby. I tell you what though, he has a habit of forgetting to respond so I have to slap him around a bit.
I Don't Need A Name and I have discussed things like how to become a rockstar (tip: you just learn to suckup) and quality video gaming on the ps3. We have also discussed the notable absence of Quin on the forums and are plotting a way to return him. I don't know if jelly down his pants will work, but let's cross our fingers and hope for the best. Also I'm under the impression most of you don't spend much time chatting with IDNAN. You should rectify this (I love the word rectify!).
Psychotic and I used to usernote about things but then he got too school for cool and doesn't respondBut I had fun talking about unicorns of death and having him tell me I am wrong. On the upside he isn't completely horrible. We did talk about Barry Burton and how amazing it is to punch and kick wholes in african zombies. But it's not racist okay. HOUSE ON FIYAH!
Now I know I voted for the user noter who gave me the most joy and sadly it wasn't Psychotic but that doesn't mean he can't win! Let's see some results!
BoB: "Hey, I'm going to invent a new style of Ciddies revelations that takes 48864 hours to get through, and then I will bitch when it's taking me so long."
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