
Originally Posted by
Guardian XIII
Here we are again, exposing the best members of EoFF. Such a prestigious award, the most coveted of the lot, surely, and each year we are honored with the titillating presence of the finest members the forums have to offer. This year is no exception.
First up is Mr. Del Murder. They don't call him The Enforcer for nothing.
What can I say about Hypoallergenic Cactuar? He may seem like a small and fragile member, but his blog post count is well endowed.
“Don't forget to mention my ninjaness!” Jiro shouts from the shadows. This member is like a ninja, rarely seen but always ready for action.
Loony BoB is one of the oldest members, but that doesn't mean he can't keep up with the best of them. He's a solid poster. Rock hard, in fact.
Psychotic's posting style has gone rather limp lately, but there's nothing wrong with that. A lot of men suffer from posting-style dysfunction. I hear they make pills for that now.
Rantzien is the most productive of these members. When something needs doing he rolls up his sleeves and goes in hard and fast.
And let's not forget about ShlupQuack, the mightiest of these members. So mighty is she that her power practically penetrates you. Can you feel her there, her power throbbing within you?