Stupid Nicknames

[G13]

I've only ever been given one nickname and it was the stupidest thing ever. This guy at my last job called me Super Pooper.

After I started working there, some disgruntled previous employee thought it would really stick it to the boss if he came back and trout everywhere in the bathroom but the proper receptacle. The manager went around warning everyone on duty that if he ever caught us doing that it would be an insta-fire. I was the only one who laughed out loud. It was smurfing funny, how am I not going to laugh? Some idiot took that as a sure sign that I was the one that did it and the nickname spread like wildfire.

[demondude]

Huggy Mclovemuffin

oh yes.

[Remon]

They call me Reto.
Sort of a faggot in Albanian issed:.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

My friend's nickname was waffle.

I don't remember, but my parents said when I was really little I was called Tiny Hulk. I would run into stuff, burn myself, cuts, all those injuries. After that I'd look at my parents to see if it was bad. As long as they acted like it was nothing, I'd grunt and keep going. So Tiny Hulk.

[Mo-Nercy]

Pete.

=(

[fire_of_avalon]

A current friend of mine met an old high school friend of mine the other day who asked if I was still called Blue. I don't ever remember being called Blue but I checked with another friend who said I was.

Weird. So Blue and MegaPow.

[NorthernChaosGod]

MegaPow is an awesome nickname.

[Jiro]

They call me Reto.
Sort of a faggot in Albanian issed:.

Pete.

=(

I'm just going to call you Mo. Tell everyone to call you Mo. It's awesome.

Oh and btw

Cuddle Monster

Hi Cuddle Monster. I'm Captain Snuggles. If you forget the Captain, I will murder you (adorably?). You watch as this post haunts me forever now.

[Rye]

I am Little Bee. ;A;

[Pumpkin]

My boyfriend calls me chou which is a french term of endearment, but also mean cabbage.
I call him Joshuette because his name is Josh and chouette is another french trem of endeament and if a french word has -ette at the end of it, it is almost always, if not always, feminine.




Yes, I am french.

[Mo-Nercy]

Yes, I am french.

We could all tell from your signature anyway. xD

[Timekeeper]

Having the name of Nick, it's only suitable that I go by many nick names, everyone seems to give me a different one, though it's odd when they match up.
I've had...
Nicho, Nicky, Nix, Wiggles, Wiggo, Smiggles, Smiggy, Smigolas (an odd portmanteau of Smiggy and Nicholas, or something like that), Balls (ask Dik for the explanation, heh), Nickleberry, DT, Picnic, Wick Niggins, Nickelodeon, and I'm certain there are others, I just can't quite remember them...

[Pike]

Having the name of Nick, it's only suitable that I go by many nick names, everyone seems to give me a different one, though it's odd when they match up.
I've had...
Nicho, Nicky, Nix, Wiggles, Wiggo, Smiggles, Smiggy, Smigolas (an odd portmanteau of Smiggy and Nicholas, or something like that), Balls (ask Dik for the explanation, heh), Nickleberry, DT, Picnic, Wick Niggins, Nickelodeon, and I'm certain there are others, I just can't quite remember them...

My ex is named Nick, I had about a million super annoying nicknames for him. I think that's one of those names that's just easy to nicknameify.

[Pumpkin]

Yes, I am french.

We could all tell from your signature anyway. xD

Ta mère

[Mo-Nercy]

Yes, I am french.

We could all tell from your signature anyway. xD

Ta mère

Hey! I know what that means!
(I know how to go onto websites that tell me what that means!)