The Secret Police

[Carl the Llama]

But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.

Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"