learning french

[Pumpkin]

Cuz I am so bored, I have decided to teach casual french

LESSON 1 - CHEESE (Fromage)

There are many different sentences that cheese can be used in:

Aimeriez-vous du fromage?
Would you like some cheese? (Polite way)

Aimerais-tu du fromage?
Would you like some cheese? (Regular way)

Veux-tu du fromage?
Would you like some cheese? (casual way)
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Oui, j'aimerais du fromage, merci.
Yes, I would like some cheese, thank you.

Oui, j'en veux.
Yes, I want some.

Non, je ne mange pas de fromage.
No, I don't eat cheese. (run away)

Peut-être.
Maybe.

Ta mère.
Your mom (rude)
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J'aime le fromage.
I like/love cheese. (Important)
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Achetes-toi s'en du fromage.
Guy buy yourself some cheese.

Vas t'en acheter du fromage.
Go buy yourself some cheese.

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Comment ça ce fait que t'en a pas de fromage?
How is it that you don't have any cheese?

Pourquoi n'as tu pas de fromage?
Why don't you have cheese?
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Side note:
Man: Homme
Husband: Mari

Woman: Femme
Wife: Femme


That will do for now. Next week, proper french insults.
Any questions?

[Pike]

mon visage quand omelette du fromage

[Peegee]

mon visage quand omelette du fromage

mon visage quand pas de visage

[Yar]

Nique ta mère

[Citizen Bleys]

J'ai un homard dans mon caleçon

[Remon]

I'm looking forward to the next lesson

[demondude]

All those phrases and no solution for my smegma problem.

[Pumpkin]

"mon visage quand omelette de fromage" means my face when cheese omlette. What you SHOULD say is "mon visage est un omlette de fromage" meaning my face is a cheese omlette.

"J'ai un hommard dans mon caleçon" you SHOULD say "J'ai un hommard dans MES caleçons." It is a plural word for reasons I don't quite understand. When it is plural, the noun (nom in french) following usually adds an 'S'

"Mon visage quand pas de visage" means my face when no face. you could say "mon visage quand je n'ai pas de visage" which means "my face when I have no face" which doesn't make that much more sense, but is grammatically correct.

DD, thats gross, so you could say "Je suis dégoûtant." or "Reste loin de moi" which means stay away from me. (actually means stay far from me, but you get the idea)

Good practice people

[demondude]

It's not infectious.

[Pumpkin]

"Ce n'est pas infectueux"

[crashNUMBERS]

Tu n'aime pas mes baskets?

[Mercen-X]

I have no knowledge of the "Language of Love" although I did have a French dictionary once... I don't know where it is anymore.

I'm recently very interested in learning since I've recently been contacted by my cousin in Saint-Sauveur-le-Vicomte by Facebook. Well: Actually, I don't know if he's really my cousin just yet because I've never met him or heard from him until yesterday, but I've been gauging his responses. A key piece of information to me was that I dropped a name without mentioning who the person should be to him and his response matched exactly who the person should be to me. He's the right age and has the right name.
It may be due to the fact that my family and I have long since lost touch with his estranged father, but I'm fairly excited about getting to know him. But he tends to write in French by instinct and I can't understand a word of it. But his English is kind of broken so I can hardly understand that either. He has claimed to know pretty much who I am to him and has seen at least one picture of our families together (back when my uncle was engaged, I'm pretty sure we took at least one family picture for Christmas). So that's what that is.
Maybe it's just because he's French and I assume he's more respectable than the rest of my family has ever tried to be, but I'd like to dialogue with him in person regardless of whether he's speaking broken English or I'm speaking broken French.

Anyway... yeah...

EDIT: DISCLAIMER: You know? I think one of the reasons posters don't like hitting the edit button is because they don't want people to know they've edited their post and EOFF doesn't make that optional.

Anyway, bot...

Can someone translate these?:
Quand tu crois enfin que tu t’en sort quand Yen a Plus
Euh Ben yen a encore

Le Diable Ey Né

[Pike]

"mon visage quand omelette de fromage" means my face when cheese omlette. What you SHOULD say is "mon visage est un omlette de fromage" meaning my face is a cheese omlette.

"Mon visage quand pas de visage" means my face when no face. you could say "mon visage quand je n'ai pas de visage" which means "my face when I have no face" which doesn't make that much more sense, but is grammatically correct.

Thank you! I am going to file these particular phrases away for my own nefarious purposes. >:3

[rubah]

"mon visage quand omelette de fromage" means my face when cheese omlette. What you SHOULD say is "mon visage est un omlette de fromage" meaning my face is a cheese omlette.

"J'ai un hommard dans mon caleçon" you SHOULD say "J'ai un hommard dans MES caleçons." It is a plural word for reasons I don't quite understand. When it is plural, the noun (nom in french) following usually adds an 'S'

"Mon visage quand pas de visage" means my face when no face. you could say "mon visage quand je n'ai pas de visage" which means "my face when I have no face" which doesn't make that much more sense, but is grammatically correct.

DD, thats gross, so you could say "Je suis dégoûtant." or "Reste loin de moi" which means stay away from me. (actually means stay far from me, but you get the idea)

Good practice people

mon visage quand

(peegies se moque de toi)

[blackmage_nuke]

Oui