Definitely an 'over' person.

As for bidets, I find that feeling 'splashback' from pooping is one of the worst feelings in the world, so I don't think I'd like having something shoot water at my butt like that. I'm happy enough with toilet paper.

Also, I echo NCG's question. Don't they use toilet paper after their butt gets wet anyway? I mean, do they have butt-air-dryers in their toilets as well?