Girl Friends

[Jiro]

foa, let's get married. Then we can have like dual citizenship and tax benefits and everything.

[fire_of_avalon]

And now Jiro wants to marry me just so he can have a Green Card? Maaaaan.

Besides if I'm going to marry for economic purposes, I'm gonna marry a rich old dude with crazy money.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

foa, let's get married. Then we can have like dual citizenship and tax benefits and everything.

And now Jiro wants to marry me just so he can have a Green Card? Maaaaan.

Besides if I'm going to marry for economic purposes, I'm gonna marry a rich old dude with crazy money.

Excellent Dak! Keep distracting her with your nuptial plans and I'll break into the her kitchen.

Soon the cheesecake shall be ours!!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Man, I'll distract with some Scotch if it gets me that smurfing cheesecake.

[Freya]

You guys aren't helping me with my girl problems. Be better girlfriends gawd, specially you Jules, you're a horrible girlfriend.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I didn't realize I was a girlfriend. Does that mean I can help you shop for bras now?

[Pike]

I suddenly have this great mental image of Julian going shopping with a bunch of girls. This needs to happen and it needs to be videotaped. For posterity.

[Marky Tee]

as a late teenager and in my early 20's i had probably more girl pals than boy pals
though we never did anything girly such as hair, make up and shopping
we just had sex....

[Jiro]

foa our love is not that superficial, it just has benefits that I wished to share to sweeten the deal.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I suddenly have this great mental image of Julian going shopping with a bunch of girls. This needs to happen and it needs to be videotaped. For posterity.

As long as they try on lingerie for me, I'm down.

[fire_of_avalon]

foa our love is not that superficial, it just has benefits that I wished to share to sweeten the deal.

Promises, promises.

I suddenly have this great mental image of Julian going shopping with a bunch of girls. This needs to happen and it needs to be videotaped. For posterity.

As long as they try on lingerie for me, I'm down.

Young man, one hour together and I'll have you trying on ladies lingerie for me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's kinky, foa.

[Psychotic]

foa, I think you should marry me instead of Jiro. I am of better genetic stock. Britain is infinitely better than Australia, which is why we stomped the trout out of them in World War 2. Do you want weak pisswater drinking children, or tough, manly James mothersmurfing Bond children?

ps: I'm rich

[NorthernChaosGod]

All of you back off, it's me that she wants to see all intimately and trout.

[Jiro]

foa, I think you should marry me instead of Jiro. I am of better genetic stock. Britain is infinitely better than Australia, which is why we stomped the tit out of them in World War 2. Do you want weak pisswater drinking children, or tough, manly James mothersmurfing Bond children?

ps: I'm rich

Which WWII were you watching? We were on the same side you twonk.

Our genetics are just as good as yours, if not moreso thanks to the addition of some choice maori warriors introduced to the gene pool. Make use of all your assets!

Our beer is better than american beer, but I will give you the pisswater point. I don't drink beer though so it doesn't really matter.

And smurf off you're not rich you bellend