I'm angry. Wait, is angry the best word? Maybe furious? Enraged? No, probably nothing that extreme, but I don't think angry really fits either. Displeased perhaps? Yeah that sounds like the delightfully intellectual and polite way to say it. Seems fitting of someone referring to themselves as The Professor, so we'll go with that. I'm displeased.
You people are not making this easy for me. I try and try to demean you, to put you down, and tear your hopes and dreams to pieces, but you have to make things difficult. I mean I'm trying here. I'm putting lot's of work into this and you guys are just refusing to work with me. Maybe not in the Shlup sense of literally refusing to participate, but certainly not more than a step or two above her apathy.
Favorite Boss Theme
Still More Fighting (8 votes)
Decisive Battle ~ FFVI Boss Theme (5 votes)
Battle 2 ~ IX Boss Theme (3 votes)
FFIV Boss Battle (3 votes)
Force Your Way (2 votes)
Battle With Seymour(2 votes)
Saber's Edge
Clash on the Big Bridge
Battle with the Four Fiends
Dark Messenger
I'm changing things up here to highlight the problem. Look at those results. Just sit there and look at them for a second. Do you see the problem? Can you comprehend why this is so difficult?
Still More Fighting? Awesome! Decisive Battle? smurf yeah! Battle 2? Far more badass than a title that lame would lead you to believe.
Now normally I'd just keep moving down the list and find something to make fun of. So let's keep going. Final Fantasy IV Boss battle? Almost as good as a nice perky set of tits. Force Your Way? It may be from FFVIII but then nothing is perfect. Battle with Seymour? One of the only songs on the FFX soundtrack that doesn't cause a normal persons ears to bleed. I could keep going, but what am I really left with to make fun of? Saber's Edge? It's on the very short list of things in FFXIII that didn't make me want to toss the disc in a wood chipper.
Well, I suppose I can always chalk it up to the fact that the boss themes in FF games are traditionally such strong pieces that I don't think you can find a truly bad one. It's not your fault then I guess. I mean some of you at least tried and voted for songs from games like FFVIII and XIII. So I appreciate the effort. And at least I can still say you're all a little challenged for not picking the Decisive Battle. Have to take the little victories where I can find them I suppose.
Originally Posted by Shaibana
Laddy voted twice?
There's a u in favourite thank you very much.
Moving on:
Favorite Final Boss Theme
Dancing Mad (10 votes)
One Winged Angel (6 votes)
Final Decisive Battle ~ FFX Final Boss (2 votes)
The Extreme (2 Votes)
The Final Battle ~ FFIV Final Boss
Mystic Quest Final Boss Theme
Grand Cross
Dawn ~ Chains of Promathia
And I run into the same problem again. Not only is every song good (at least from what I could hear of the FFXI song in titty Youtube videos), but the 16+ minute smurfing epic that is Dancing Mad got first place. What is this feeling I have welling up inside of me? I really hope it's not happiness. It feels kind of warm and fuzzy. I'm not sure I like this. The only warm and fuzzies I want are better found at the bottom of a bottle of Jack Daniels thank you very much, or even a good genital rash in a pinch.
Once again Martyr gets special mention for voting for Mystic Quest, unlike the only two people who listed it as their first FF title. I'm looking at you Fynn. And don't think my reflection won't get the stink eye next time I see him.
EDIT: I just realized I only made fun of Shlup once. Since I'm a bit OCD about liking even numbers: Shlup sucks. That'll be all.
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