A Side Dish of Ciddies Speeches

[Laddy]

Sent in Sexiest Male. Just got Best Member.

[Bubba]

I'll take most intimidating member (number 28)

I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing but I'll give it a go!

[chionos]

Bubba, you do a speech for a category in which you're nominated. You're not intimidating at all bro.

[Bubba]

Bubba, you do a speech for a category in which you're nominated. You're not intimidating at all bro.

Ahh... I didn't think it mattered whether you'd been nominated in it or not. I've just bashed out a huge one whilst I've been at work (that sounded wrong). I'll send it over to Award Qu anyway just in case no-one does a speech for it.

Are you trying to say that tonberries aren't intimidating? True, I may look like Yoda's deformed, homosexual cousin but my chef's knife can still do some damage... and you'd probably get a nasty burn from my lantern as well...

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Work has been keeping me quite busy, and other excuses you don't want to hear.

The point is I'll try to make "best blogger" happen, but I'm pretty lame. I've never written one of these so if someone wants to participate and help write it, just lemme know.

[chionos]

Cute? Fluffy? Squeezable? Lovable? Yes yes yes yes

Intimidating? Never.

[fire_of_avalon]

Bubba, you do a speech for a category in which you're nominated. You're not intimidating at all bro.

No you don't. You can write a speech for any category you like as long as it isn't taken. Stop spreading lies, chi.

Work has been keeping me quite busy, and other excuses you don't want to hear.

The point is I'll try to make "best blogger" happen, but I'm pretty lame. I've never written one of these so if someone wants to participate and help write it, just lemme know.

Just go with it!

[The Man]

I would volunteer for one of these, but I pretty much have no idea who half of you are anymore (which is why I haven't voted yet either). It might make things more interesting for me to do them, but I'm pretty sure I have no interesting ideas right now to compensate for my lack of familiarity with the subjects either.

[chionos]

Bubba, you do a speech for a category in which you're nominated. You're not intimidating at all bro.

No you don't. You can write a speech for any category you like as long as it isn't taken. Stop spreading lies, chi.

Work has been keeping me quite busy, and other excuses you don't want to hear.

The point is I'll try to make "best blogger" happen, but I'm pretty lame. I've never written one of these so if someone wants to participate and help write it, just lemme know.

Just go with it!

d'oh! Common sense got the better of me. In all actuality I had no idea one way or the other, I just wanted to set up the joke about bubba being squishy and lovable and not at all scary.

[Jiro]

You used to have to write speeches for ones you weren't nominated for. Back when about 20 unique speech writers were around. Get the speeches done is the most important thing now.

[chionos]

If I had known all this I would have written 50 speeches.

Edit: Also, am I the only schmuck who actually recorded a speech? I looked through the archives and couldn't find very many of the speeches, and none of them were actually recorded. They're supposed to be speeches, not essays! I feel I've made a terrible fool of myself.

[fire_of_avalon]

chi, you are amazing. I love it.

I wrote thirteen of these bitches.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Due to lack of participation, I have decided to cancel the speech portion of the awards.

(SPOILER)j/k REALLY big thanks to Jiro and foa for their last-minute speech round-up.

[fire_of_avalon]

I was gonna cryyyyyyyy

[chionos]

And I was gonna kiiiiilllllllll