I blame gay marriage

[Raistlin]

I posted this on Facebook, but I figured this could also make a good topic. US Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch recently ruined her marriage by having an affair. Koch was one of a number of Republicans who recently supported a constitutional amendment to define "marriage" as between only one man and one woman in order to protect the institution of marriage.

In response to Koch's marriage falling apart, a self-appointed representative of the gay community did the right thing and issued a public apology for ruining her marriage. Obviously all the gay love is responsible for destroying her marriage.

So thread topic: what else is the fault of gay marriage? Your parents' divorce? The crime rate? Firefly being cancelled? I'm sure once you start thinking about it, you'll realize that the gays are responsible for many of society's ills.

[Psychotic]

heh heh her name is koch

[Pike]

So thread topic: what else is the fault of gay marriage?

OBAMACARE

[Peegee]

I met dignified pauper but he was a guy so I didn't get laid.

I blame gays for not being boyfriendless girls who want to have sex

[NorthernChaosGod]

Gay marriage broke my finger.

[Quindiana Jones]

If gaydom didn't exist we would have hoverboards by now. Homoism started in the sixties, because of rock and roll music, and as a consequence scientists became less concerned with advancing the proper human race and more concerned with bumming.

[Jiro]

I blame gays for Quin.

[Quindiana Jones]

I was spawned from the buttocks of a giant queen.

[Raistlin]

I was going to blame gay marriage for Loony BoB, but that was probably the result of inbreeding.

... along with the rest of New Zealand.

[TrollHunter]

I blame gay lovin' on the Spartans loss at the battle of Thermopylae.
They were just so distracted by each other they let the Persians get behind them

[Yar]

The gays converted me to gaiety. Homsex for everyone!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I blame gay lovin' on the Spartans loss at the battle of Thermopylae.
They were just so distracted by each other they let the Persians get behind them

I think they were so busy getting behind each other, they didn't notice the Persians at all.

[Sylvie]

It's with all these fags around here, givin' each other pearl necklaces, rimjobs, and sodomizin' one another, that's why you constantly have the feeling while you're on this board that a nice, long-fingered hand is squeezing the girl out of your ass and probing you.

[Tigmafuzz]

I blame homosexuality for the rise in homosexuality. It's corrupting the homosexual community with its gayness.

[starlet]

I used to be an adventurer, but then I took a gay marriage to the knee.