And Now for the Main Course! December 2011 Ciddies Revelations! ALL DONE!

[Hollycat]

I just got home, and I have to say, I have to agree with most of the results for today!

[Hollycat]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53563334/cid...mp3 take 2.mp3

something smells like slimy git. also, tl;dl.

also, what is a git, and a prat for that matter.

[Del Murder]

chionos I love your speech. I suggest you all listen to it.

[Hollycat]

can I have the text version? this version is a bit.... Britishy, not that that is a bad thing, it's just, in my mind, the only snarky EoFFer with a British Accent is Kotora, and chionos should have a Russian accent.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Can't really afford an 11 minute break to wait for everyone to listen to chionos's speech, but I recommend you put it in the background or listen to it later because it is superb. Moving on to the winner!

17. Best Writer

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Mawir..................................3
I'm my own MILF........................3
G13....................................5
chionos................................8

So that leaves Del Murder vs Pike…

Del Murder.............................8
Pike..................................10

And the winner is…

Pike!
Expect my bitter poem about losing this award again in 2 weeks.

[Raistlin]

Thanks for the Jon Stewart votes, everyone! It is good to know that my political diatribes are appreciated... sometimes.

Aren't Stewart and Colbert gay lovers? Look, I'll skip to the point. I wish to gently place my sexual organs inside of your bottom, Raistlin.

Oh. Underscore. OHHHHH.

Colbert mocks hardcore neoconservatives, so... yeah, he's probably gay too.

Come here, you well-dressed sexy beast.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

16. Best Artist
Nomination leader(s): Pete for President

The Nominees
black orb
Fuzakeru
Pete for President
ShlupQuack
zorander

[Del Murder]

can I have the text version? this version is a bit.... Britishy, not that that is a bad thing, it's just, in my mind, the only snarky EoFFer with a British Accent is Kotora, and chionos should have a Russian accent.

The fake British accent is the best part!

Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Smurf you!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

*taps mic* is this thing on?

Ahem.

"Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful: that is the faith I am searching for."

Do you know who said that famous quote?

Sid Meier did, of course, in Civilization IV. Specifically in the expansion Beyond the Sword. Because Leonard Nimoy did all the quotes in the original, vanilla game. Oh man, did I ever tell you guys about the time that MILF and I were playing that game and Charlie had nukes and...

...

...oh, um, yes! Art!

Art is a finicky thing and a subjective thing and it's the sort of thing you think about when you're sitting in a Starbucks merrily typing up an essay on intertextualism in film noir on your Mac. Or perhaps while uploading your newest Harry Potter/My Little Pony/Homestuck/Game of Thrones crossover slashpic onto deviantArt. Hey, different strokes for different folks, amirite?

We have a variety of talented artists here at EoFF, as a quick perusal through our art subforum will show you. Never been there? You should check it out the next time you want to feel inferior and insecure about your own artistic talents!

For now, though, let's celebrate those few and proud who grace our forum with their creativity!

And now back to you, Award Qu!

[Bubba]

I had a lot of respect for chionos before that speech... it has now been doubled. I present the 'Most Epic Speech' award to chionos. Simply fantastic.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

16. Best Artist

Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
ShlupQuack.............................2
zorander...............................4
black orb..............................8

So that leaves Fuzakeru vs Pete for President…

Fuzakeru..............................12
Pete for President....................14

And the winner is…

Pete for President!
I thought this would be a runaway due to the number of nominations this guy received, but Fuz gave him a run for his money!

[chionos]

can I have the text version? this version is a bit.... Britishy, not that that is a bad thing, it's just, in my mind, the only snarky EoFFer with a British Accent is Kotora, and chionos should have a Russian accent.

Actually, I don't know what the hell that accent is. I was just avoiding sounding like a horribly depressing hillbilly from Eastern KY like I really am. If I had been trying something specific, it most certainly would have been a Russian accent. Good call on that.

[Rantz]

I am enjoying chionos's speech so far.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

15. Best Signature
Nomination leader(s): Happy Noodle Boy & Rantz Rantz Revolution

The Nominees
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
G13
Happy Noodle Boy
Rantz Rantz Revolution

[Psychotic]

Wow, black orb didn't win!

Congratulations Pete!