Bravo English media you've done it again. One of the best managers in the world has been ousted and we're going to get a lump faced barrow boy for our manager. A rousing success.

I hope Rafael Benitez applies. No, just listen! His strength was knock out cup competitions and getting the most out of god awful tactically inept players (Djimi Traore has a Champions League winner's medal) which is ideal for England. Meanwhile his weakness was spunking transfer fees on crappy players and being abysmal in the league. It's all good!