Hello, Guv'na! (The 'h' is silent.)

[Pheesh]

I'm from a British colony, it's totally legal. The Queen is my Queen too.

Australia has no queen. Australia needs no queen.

One does not simply walk into Australia. There is evil there that does not sleep. Not with 10'000 men could you do this. It is folly.

Hey now, that's a bit harsh; Michael Atkinson does so sleep.