Biggs n' Jessie: Official Couple?

[Jinx]

I remember when Jenova cells were underground and cool. They're too mainstream now, I don't listen to them any more. "Reunion"? More like "Re-I'masellout-ion".

Well, I was a fan of Mako before anyone ever heard of Mako. What happened to Mako?

[Loony BoB]

Re-used models. Alternatively, they are comfortable enough in their friendship to have the most intimate of physical interactions... which is, of course, a hug.

[VeloZer0]

That was a long time before the events of the game, it was probably their parents.

That's right, they are twins. I just blew this thread way open.

[Jiro]

That's right, they are twins. I just blew this thread way open.

Dude

[Tigmafuzz]

That was a long time before the events of the game, it was probably their parents.

That's right, they are twins. I just blew this thread way open.

My... brain... what have you done?!

[Jinx]

Then what does that make Wedge?

[Jiro]

A guy who likes pie.

[Jinx]

A guy whose final deathwish is to have Cloud remember his name.

[Sephex]

A guy who likes pie.

Laughed harder at that than I should have.

[Bubba]

It seems Wedge is getting a bit of a raw deal here. It might not be his fault that he's fat. He might just have problems with his glands or something.

Hang on, was it Wedge who was being an arse to Cloud in Tifa's Bar after the first reactor mission? I think he was saying that Cloud was his bitch or something and it didn't matter that he was in Soldier?

If that was him then fair enough... he's a cock.

[Jinx]

^I thought it was Biggs who said all of that. Wedge kind of got wet every time Cloud walked into the room.

[Bubba]

^I thought it was Biggs who said all of that. Wedge kind of got wet every time Cloud walked into the room.

Yeah I think you're right, FT. He says something about Cloud being a rookie and he has to do whatever he says.

Well that makes me even more sad for Wedge now. I just want to give him a big hug... ideally before he gets crushed by that big plate as he'd be quite hard to find... not to mention he'd be more than a little bit 'icky'...

[Jinx]

Biggs was a bigg doucher, but he was hawt.

Wedge...

"TIFA'S COOKING IS SOOOO DELICIOUS. I ALWAY HAVE SECONDS *omnomnom*"

Wedge is just the worst.

[Jiro]

The poor guy was just trying to fit in. "Maybe if I save the planet someone will notice me" SO SADFACE

[Sephex]

The poor guy was just trying to fit in. "Maybe if I save the planet someone will notice me" SO SADFACE

No, he wanted to EAT the planet.