True (Red, White and) Blue

[Jiro]

So what's a fair dinkum American thing to do? What should I endeavour to do while I'm here in my last few weeks? I ate myself a bison burger the other day; you little ripper I thought, this is a smurfin' tasty burger. Something to write home to the missus about and all. But I need some more good ol' USA things to do!

[Pheesh]

I'm going to, out of sheer curiosity, try that apple pie with cheese on it thing that they do. It looks so intriguingly gross! You should do that too.

[Jiro]

For the good of all Australians out there, I'll do this for you. If I die, it'll be a heroes death.

[Psychotic]

Never use the letter "u", and get snooty when other people do.

[Sheepy]

Oh God bison burgers are THE BEST. Legit drooling over here.

Um um um, let's see. Do you own a stetson hat yet? They're hilariously cliche.

[Bubba]

Play some sports that only your country plays... just so you can be the best at them.

[Sephex]

Try to push your beliefs on other people. It's the American way!

Okay, seriously I would say that if you are still around for July 4th, try to light off a bunch of fireworks or go to a crazy firework show. If you aren't going to be around, just do it anyway before you leave.

[Jiro]

I'll let off a bunch of fireworks before I get my final flight out of LAX.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're going to have to sue someone over something ridiculous that was probably your own doing.

[Shlup]

Uhm... I'll bet we could get Jeremy and Monda to go to Little Tokyo if you want. We could go to Disneyland, but just a ticket for the day is like $100... I know I can get a discount but I'd have to check how much. Where are you for the rest of the month?

[Jessweeee♪]

Go to Chunky's in San Antonio, Texas and eat the spiciest burger ever!

[rubah]

light bottle rockets and throw them (not at people or animals)
eat ridiculous ice cream
play video games before PAL regions
attend a Tea Party rally
go to a park the facilities of which were built during the 30s as part of the CCC program

[Phoenix Rising]

I'll let off a bunch of fireworks before I get my final flight out of LAX.

This post alone set off dozens of red-flags at the NSA.

[Jiro]

Dozens of flags should have been set of at the NSA when they let me back into the country with an expired visa.

[Phoenix Rising]

Liberal -> Gun Store -> Gun Range -> Conservative

Educate yourself.

It's like the old expression goes:
"A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet."