On Vincent Valentine

[Jiro]

What the smurf does Vincent do all day? He's been in that coffin for a smurfing long time, and I don't think he really leaves all that often. So does he like, eat or drink any more? I know he's been referred to as a vampire before, but he'd have to have some blood or something, right? SO WHAT THE smurf DOES HE DO? Does he just sit there being all emo and whatnot?

[Tigmafuzz]

He just lies there crying and cutting his wrist whining about Lucretia.

[Gamblet]

I'll give you a hint:
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*fap fap*

[Jinx]

Probably listens to My Chemical Romance, and posts black-and-white bathroom photos with "</3" in the title on his Myspace page.

[Sephex]

This reminds me of the time on this forum many years ago that there was some debate that got way out of hand. Anyway, the debate ended up getting caught on the topic of what exactly was the materiel Vincent's coffin was made out of.

Ever since then, I laugh my ass off when his coffin opens and closes. This made it awkward for me when my father walked in on me laughing maniacally when I talked to Vincent during one of my FFVII sessions.

Now I just laughed at work, and I can't tell anyone why. Today is a strange day indeed...

[Mercen-X]

Vincent was revived through experimentation. He doesn't need to eat or drink or sleep. He's just a whiner.

[Sylvie]

This reminds me of the time on this forum many years ago that there was some debate that got way out of hand. Anyway, the debate ended up getting caught on the topic of what exactly was the materiel Vincent's coffin was made out of.

That is golden.

[Jiro]

Yeah his coffin is pretty smurfing magical.

[Gamblet]

Yeah his coffin is pretty smurfing magical.

You got that right.

[Jiro]

creepy vampire dude in a basement. prolly sparkles too

[Sylvie]

This is before vampires were portrayed as being that sickeningly fruity.

[Jinx]

Yes, but not before they were portrayed as being this fruity:

[Sylvie]

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise were smurfing sexy in that movie. Fruity isn't the proper word; they were vampiric libertines who made a delicacy out of stalking and consuming the blood of humans. They had homoerotic flare and didn't give a smurf.

[Jiro]

I reckon anyone who sits in that coffin for that long ought to be so pale they're basically translucent :hux:

[Shiny]

Unless that person is Blade...