Hahahahha an acre. My front yard is an acre. I guess I could go hack up the apple trees, although that's not nice to do to them and the pear trees suffered enough from that last storm. But if I do, I'll soon be a master swordswoman!

Do you and your friends play fight on your acre and call it a "club"? I'm sorry hypo I just... can't believe you're "trained" in all those weapons.