Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time! - ALL DONE

[Jiro]

and if you thought i brought the rain with my speeches

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Whether it's disregarding a variety of warnings or showing everybody their kiddie porn collection, a permaban is quite the divine hammer to introduce to somebody's fragile little head. A fascinating thing about these internet communities is that there is always a handful of people who are just lurking in the shadows, pressing their luck, and sitting on deathrow; those who are to be banned forever one day. And it's sure to happen at some point. Recently, we've had a long-term member who has been banned (Peegee) and an anti-semetic Christian zealot (Sum1sGruj). Personally, as a member who has been banned for 5 or so years, with an amount of alt. accounts that only Psychotic himself can count, I have recently returned, I am definitely overqualified to present this speech to you cats. So please gather around, girls and boys, and pay your respects to those who have been deemed already dead.

While it is a scary cluster to be a unit of, it is quite an honor to be an EoFF misfit. Do not confuse yourselves; this award is not one that dishonors the winner. To these members, it will be the ultimate honor of an anti-social abstraction. It is merely a trophy to these individuals, because at one point or another, and in some way, shape, or form, we are a minority of monsters.

I hope you have made your selection with sincerity. Some of us have been exiled in the past. May the winner of this Ciddie be validated in his/her own most perverted and depraved manner.


With all of the best, and more importantly, the worst,
Sylvie

[Madame Adequate]

I faked it last night.

Damn, you are one stone cold bitch.

[Jiro]

then you wait and see

[- loony bob took me anally]

i like this shorty person

[Jiro]

because sephex...

[Madame Adequate]

what the smurf keep this milf thing away from me

I'm afraid you have no choice in the matter dear second account of most probably peegee

[Sephex]

Whether it's disregarding a variety of warnings or showing everybody their kiddie porn collection, a permaban is quite the divine hammer to introduce to somebody's fragile little head. A fascinating thing about these internet communities is that there is always a handful of people who are just lurking in the shadows, pressing their luck, and sitting on deathrow; those who are to be banned forever one day. And it's sure to happen at some point. Recently, we've had a long-term member who has been banned (Peegee) and an anti-semetic Christian zealot (Sum1sGruj). Personally, as a member who has been banned for 5 or so years, with an amount of alt. accounts that only Psychotic himself can count, I have recently returned, I am definitely overqualified to present this speech to you cats. So please gather around, girls and boys, and pay your respects to those who have been deemed already dead.

While it is a scary cluster to be a unit of, it is quite an honor to be an EoFF misfit. Do not confuse yourselves; this award is not one that dishonors the winner. To these members, it will be the ultimate honor of an anti-social abstraction. It is merely a trophy to these individuals, because at one point or another, and in some way, shape, or form, we are a minority of monsters.

I hope you have made your selection with sincerity. Some of us have been exiled in the past. May the winner of this Ciddie be validated in his/her own most perverted and depraved manner.


With all of the best, and more importantly, the worst,
Sylvie

Sylvie, that was ****ing chilling, man.

[Jiro]

HE BRINGS THE LIGHTNING

[Hollycat]

I'm no good at sex jokes.

[Pike]

She's not the only one who would love it. (Huxley, looking at you.)

The lord gave me two hands, and I intend to use them both.

You sicken me.

Honey that's not the word you used last night

I faked it last night.

OHHHH BURN

[Freya]

Oooo pretty lightning!

[Jiro]

smurf, sylvie, smurf. you... you really rocked that speech, i think, like, i can't tell, it's too cold and i need to put a shirt on now

[Hollycat]

Sexiest speech so far. Gave me a jolly

[Bubba]

Beautifully written, Sylvie