I vary rarely remember my dreams.

I did have a recurring dream when I was kid though where I was running through this underground cavern inhabited by monkees. They all had guns that shot acid and the pesky primates were doing their level best to shoot me!

I always managed to get through to the end though where there was a HUGE mother-smurfing Ape about 20 feet tall blocking my path. I would always wake up at this point.

I asked my best friend once what he thought it meant. He was quite blunt and implied that I may be sexually attracted to men.