Putting one's foot in one's mouth

[Rantz]

I once said good morning at about 9pm during the middle of a football match. One of the substitutes was warming up while I was the linesman and I felt like the biggest smurfing idiot. I could just imagine them thinking "and they let this kid referee our game?"

I said goodbye as a greeting to the school bus driver once when I got on the bus.

[Jiro]

That's not ominous at all. I would've been watching you in the rear view mirror the whole time.

[I Took the Red Pill]

"What's up?"
"Good."

"How's it going?"
"Not much."

[Jinx]

Last night in chat foa gave me mod status. I was randomly kicking people, and randomly kicked Sephex after he'd had a really bad day, but I hadn't been reading chat at all. I felt like a twat.

[Sephex]

Last night in chat foa gave me mod status. I was randomly kicking people, and randomly kicked Sephex after he'd had a really bad day, but I hadn't been reading chat at all. I felt like a twat.

Then I felt like a twat for reacting to it poorly. I didn't say anything bad, but the fact that I took being kicked in chat seriously made me feel foolish. I should have figured it was a random coincidence.

[Alive-Cat]

ew

[ReloadPsi]

I once described a hypothetical situation to a person in which I was supposed to say "if you were somehow incapacitated."

I said "decapitated" instead.

[Versaille]

I told a guy I worked with to stop PMSing all over my face. I don't think he took it very well. I thought he thought I was insinuating he was a vagina. I probably shouldn't have said it because I didn't know him too well, for all I know he could be a sensitive soul.

[Sylvie]

I don't regret saying anything. I guess I can tell the story about how I was acting in film material and there was like an 8 year old kid around, and I loudly yelled "BECAUSE YOU'RE smurfED", and the guy next to me said, "there's a kid right there, stupid". The only thing I felt, though, was wanting to smash the guy's head into a tree for talking to me that way. Why should I give a smurf if there's kids around? I didn't invite him.

[Old Manus]

Hardcore

[Sylvie]

I know, it was pretty much on fire, and I could hear the blast beat drum machine from a mile away