US Government Says: Mermaids Don't Exist

[Pike]

BBC News - No evidence of mermaids, says US government

:flounder::ursula:

Discuss how crushed your dreams are.

[Freya]

NO NO NO NO NO. I reject this. Those scientist are always lying about stuff like that. Like the big bang and the world being around for longer than 6000 years They are lying. Please

[Sephex]

But then how did they make Pirates of the Caribbean 4? I sense a cover up.

[Alpha2099]

There goes my dream of scoring a date with Ariel.

[Freya]

That must be it, Ariel must have another sequel we haven't seen yet. She ends up getting all the mermaids to become humans. That must be the answer That's it It's cause of pollution they had to become human or something please

[fire_of_avalon]

This is why we shouldn't put stupid trout on educational networks. Goddamn.

[Shlup]

Pfft, like I believe anything the US government says.

[Jiro]

Absence of proof is not proof of absence. There's a whole lot of ocean we haven't seen yet. They're hiding down there until we become more civilised/ less likely to try and smurf their brains out.

[Shorty]

Well, we haven't found Atlantis yet now, have we? The evidence will be there, obviously. Nerds these professionals are.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Absence of proof is not proof of absence. There's a whole lot of ocean we haven't seen yet. They're hiding down there until we become more civilised/ less likely to try and smurf their brains out.

Why should we ever stop trying to smurf them? I HAVE TO KNOW HOW THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE.

[Jiro]

Well perhaps, but we need to not be so forceful.

[Psychotic]

I'll wait 'til the UK Government confirms it thank you very much Uncle Sam.

'til then I'll carry on having sex with manatees.

[Pike]

You know what would be hilarious?

If right now mermaids took the opportunity to show up in Washington DC and be like "Hey guys, 'sup."

[escobert]

I told everyone about this in chat yesterday! you damn link stealer!

[blackmage_nuke]

Whats most disturbing is that the article does not deny the existence of maidmers.