Quote Originally Posted by Trumpet Thief View Post
I've always loved coolers. The whole idea of alcohol tasting like juice is just brilliant to me. Of course, I was always laughed at for being that 'cooler guy', but in my mind, I tried to spin it as me being very, very cool.

I'm so damn lonely
While I do drink "hard" stuff, I also enjoy lighter stuff like coolers. I also hate when some random douche bag, presumably with a small dick, feels that if you are a man, you have to drink the hardest, most disgusting tasting alcohol based beverages. So of course they have to push their drinking ideals on everyone else.

Way early in this thread I discussed my distaste for bars. That's another reason why. People like that.

Just enjoy drinks and ignore fools that give you grief for it.