Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
Sarah, last time we drank together you had like two drinks to my six.
The reason for that, Julian, is because I was alone in a hotel room with an Australian criminal and a Mexican who gets handsy when you're not looking. Who knows what sort of shenannigans you two could have rained down upon me had I consumed more alcohol

Pretty sure I had three drinks, though That stuff hits me hard!