Quote Originally Posted by Pacific hagfish View Post
RICE IS THE WORST

PERIOD

Who the smurf doesn't like onions, onions make everything better
You tell them you wonderful Hagfish you. Rice is terrible. Putting things on it so it doesn't taste as terrible does not mean rice is suddenly good, it means what you doused it with is good. The underlying rice is still trout and not worth eating.

And people who don't like onions are insane. The only time it is acceptable to not like onions is if some asshat put them on your pizza. Pizza is the only food onions have no business being on. But any other time? smurf yeah onions! Eat that trout raw mothersmurfers.