Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
My mum had to have a C-section because my head was too big to fit through her vaginal canals.

True story.
Similarly, my head was too big for my mom's vagina... so they gave her an episiotomy (a surgical cut in the muscular area between the vagina and the anus). Without any pain killers.

She never has let me live it down. ;________;

I also have a father, a stepmother, and my mom would be on her third husband but she's too chicken to get married again so they just live in sin. I've known my stepdad since I was a kid though so I like him.